This is how afraid I am of the chupacabra.
They follow me.
Bite me.
Destroy my house.
Eat my food.
Dirty my dishes.
Poop everywhere.
And they try to eat my cat.
Also, they keep me up much later than I would prefer.
Good thing they are cute when they are sleeping.
And playing.
And laughing.
But mostly sleeping - they are quiet then.
But mostly sleeping - they are quiet then.
Illustration credit to Allie Brosh who mans one of my favourite blogs of all time:
Hyperbole and a Half
Hyperbole and a Half
1 comment:
You are hilarious and I think you could make it as a stand up comedian!
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